Told you it would be up today. Or at least if you read my Twitter I told you. If you don't read it then disregard that last statement.

This comic came about from a conversation I had while out at the movies with my friends Special-K and Darisha. Yes, I was the purveyor of Crotch Cookies. And the look on Pryce's face in the final frame is reminiscent of the look I had on my face when they seemed unsure at the thought of eating cookies from my front pocket. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH CROTCH COOKIES!

I go wandering around Google Images for the pictures that I throw on the Newspaper pages, so for anyone interested in seeing the one on the right a little clearer, click here. It's an interesting picture.

Speaking of those pictures. If anyone out there is an artist themselves in whatever way, and would like some free advertising and for me to use one of their pictures as a background picture, or on the paper, or something like that, I would be happy to. It saves me spending time looking for pictures on Google Images :P. So if you're a graphic artist and have your art work either on your hard drive or online, send me either the picture itself or a link to it via email and I'll be happy to use it and link to your site in this here Newspost (Providing you send me a link you want pimped in the email as well obviously).

P.S - I saw an awesome number plate on a car at work today; [PI - 3145]. If anyone understands that joke, let me know :P Maybe I'm the only maths geek out there...

Feel free to email me or whatever.

Paradox